Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker May 10, 2006

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

scatological

of or pertaining to the study, discussion or orientation of all things fecal. The science of fecal situations or orientations if you will.

that guy is a fecal freak, he's interested in all things scatological.

by gabriel cano May 3, 2005

Suavologist

A person that is smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable; in manner; attractive and just wants to make people happy.

Man 1: Damn nigga, you got it like dat? You a pimp dawg.

Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"

by Cindy May 3, 2004

scrotologist

Someone who studies the physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic characteristics of the male scrotum.

While examining my inguinal canal prior to hernia repair surgery the nurse examined and manipulated my ball sack so closely and delicately that she must have been a scrotologist.

by Nickelman goes turgid. January 3, 2012

scatological liar

A person that lies about all kinds of shit.

You can't believe anything that guy says. He's a scatological liar.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013