SICKOLOGIST 

A sick minded person aka a sicko or sick fuck (doctor in their own right) who specializes in counseling & advising other sick minded people (sickos & sick fucks) as well as the so called "normal" minded. Guiding people through really sick shit more successfully, in most cases, than the Psychiatrist your doctor will refer you to.

When it comes to understanding sickos, sick fucks and other sick shit in life, The Sickologist knows best.

SICKOLOGIST by The Sickologist May 20, 2022

Sickologist 

A doctor (specialist) who is sick minded and counsels other sick minded people, who having by life experience learned enough about the sick mind & related behaviors that no school degree is required.

When it comes to understanding the sick stuff in life, it will be the sickologist who will help you get it.

Sickologist by The Sickologist May 20, 2022

sickologist 

to be so sick in a general manner you have made it a study

you definitely deserve the title sickologist

sickologist by Jordan Forgot November 30, 2003

Dickologist 

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

Teenage Sociologist 

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.

Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great

Teenage Sociologist by Clynic98 December 9, 2010

dickologist 

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010

Sociologist

A professional useless person.

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a sociologist!"

"Oh.."

Sociologist by deeeeb January 20, 2022