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When you kiss and you miss.
Last time we schmoinged by accident.
Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

schmoozing 

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.
its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.
schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

schmooving 

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.
schmooving by anonymous September 14, 2020

schmogging 

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.
The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.
schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Schmoinger 

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

Schmooling 

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.
Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”
Schmooling by thealeks March 8, 2019