Schworking
Schworking by zhuknow May 28, 2018
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Schwarbington bear
A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
Schwarbington bear by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006
Related Words
Schworking • schlorking • Schmorking • Schnorking • schlonking • shwerking • schjocking • Schlorping • schnooking • schwanking
Schnooking
A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
Schnooking by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011
Schwanking
Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?
Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!
Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!
Schwanking by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019
shwerking
shwerking by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014
schloking
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017
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