Schworking 

When you work 60+ hours a week but accomplish nothing of value.

“Kris was really Schworking hard last week.”

“Really? I didn’t notice.”

Schworking by zhuknow May 28, 2018

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schwarbington bear by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Schnooking 

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

Schnooking by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011

Schwanking 

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

Schwanking by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

shwerking 

Accidentally sharded while twerking..

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.

shwerking by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

schmoking 

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003