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Schnoigers 

A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.

Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.

While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.

A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are goblin-like creatures.

Quick, hide your wallet! Harvey H. Is a Schnoiger.
Schnoigers by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022
Words you can keep

schnoogens 

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
schnoogens by bobby May 25, 2004

Schnizers 

Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
Schnizers, that hurt.
That's schnizers man.
Schnizers by Wild Child June 20, 2004

Schneiders Pussy Plug 

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Schneiders Pussy Plug by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007
To laugh at the misfortune of others.
verb: I schnoggered when I saw the drunk chick fall down in a pool of her own vomit.

noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.

Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.
schnogger by La Warner August 30, 2006

schroiders 

a word used exclusively by lilith and milda to describe something that is either very bad or very good.
“yeah the friendship just wasn’t evolving. it was totally schroiders!”
schroiders by babushkaaa November 23, 2020

schneiders 

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.
"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"
schneiders by tigerfat May 18, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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