A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
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1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!
2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!
2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
by bobby May 25, 2004
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Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
by Wild Child June 20, 2004
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Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!
Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!
Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007
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noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.
Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.
noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.
Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.
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