A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
by Tickleballeus August 20, 2022