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Schnoigers 

A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.

Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.

While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.

A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are goblin-like creatures.

Quick, hide your wallet! Harvey H. Is a Schnoiger.
Schnoigers by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022
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schnoogens 

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
schnoogens by bobby May 25, 2004

Schnizers 

Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
Schnizers, that hurt.
That's schnizers man.
Schnizers by Wild Child June 20, 2004

Schneiders Pussy Plug 

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Schneiders Pussy Plug by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007
To laugh at the misfortune of others.
verb: I schnoggered when I saw the drunk chick fall down in a pool of her own vomit.

noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.

Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.
schnogger by La Warner August 30, 2006

schroiders 

a word used exclusively by lilith and milda to describe something that is either very bad or very good.
“yeah the friendship just wasn’t evolving. it was totally schroiders!”
schroiders by babushkaaa November 23, 2020

schneiders 

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.
"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"
schneiders by tigerfat May 18, 2009