Schmouff

Something insanely smooth

The bois: yo that what Schmouff

Chad: I know, I get them girls easy

by Seje Reje December 21, 2021

Schmouf

Shit mouth.

She’ s got schmouf. Smells like you ate crap for breakfast.

by Smellit June 9, 2019

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

schmoff

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

by fraktal August 29, 2008

schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004