to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

schmuffle by J gleason July 25, 2008

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schmoff

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

schmoff by fraktal August 29, 2008

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schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

schmoff by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004

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