Schmoffed
Get the Schmoffed mug.
schmodied
"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."
"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"
"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."
"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"
"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."
schmodied by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007
shmoffe
Originates from the word shmeat.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
schmowned
It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.
an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!
schmowned by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010
Shmoofed
Not having money at the moment
schmoff
To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.
Last night I've schmoffed Chritina
Schoffel wanker
A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Schoffel wanker by Dog botherer January 3, 2020