Schmouf 

Shit mouth.

She’ s got schmouf. Smells like you ate crap for breakfast.

Schmouf by Smellit June 9, 2019

Schmoffed 

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

Schmoffed by WordSith May 14, 2022

Schmuffle Bag 

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schmuffle 

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

schmuffle by J gleason July 25, 2008

schmuf

UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer

Bob: Have you got any schmuf?
Schmufflepadr: What kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?

schmuf by Lukas667 July 22, 2010

schmoff 

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

schmoff by fraktal August 29, 2008

schmouchebag 

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".

Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"

schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013