Schmoozic

Music that has only one purpose:to schmooze for a babe or a hot man.

Especially music that only highlights only shallow physical characteristics of the opposite sex.

Woaaah! That is some serious schmoozic!

Ed Sheeran? Cmon, turn that schmoozic off.

“Love with Your Body” by Ed Sheeran, is just schmoozic that you can’t dump from your brain.

Taylor Swift used to make normal schmoozic , but now her schmoozic is far too gay.

Ok, pretty much all male Mexican singers make schmoozic.

by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian August 9, 2020

Schmoovin'

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.

Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020

schmoozola

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

by DMT 32 December 2, 2009

schmoovin

Schmoovin (SHH-moo-vehn); When one is being clean with it, also known as "so with the shits".

"Yo! Look at that man on the dance floor, he schmoovin!"

"Bro I'm fuckin' godly at SSBU, my Terry is schmoovin."

by LegendJx November 10, 2020

schmoozing

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.

its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.

by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want

My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.

by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016