schmoozin Share definition Flag schmoozin is what you do to butter up a girl, i.e. it's trying to get a girl to like you Jacques needs to start schmoozing up some American girls if his french ass wants to live in the United States much longer! schmoozin by Mebaiah December 14, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the schmoozin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch