schmoozola 

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

schmoozola by DMT 32 December 2, 2009

schmoozle 

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.

Rylan is a schmoozle.

schmoozle by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022

schnozzola 

Nose (from schnozzle)

Flatten his schnozzola

schnozzola by urband56 November 14, 2003

schmoozel

the roll of fat on the inside of your knee, often being personified as crotchety Frenchmen.

Whoa! I can totally see her schmoozels in the that skirt!

That guy told me his schmoozels were named Jacques and Guillaume.

schmoozel by Jeffatha February 28, 2009

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

Schmoozebag by Social descender December 5, 2012

schmoolar

Another word for money, best used for a large amount.

Person 1: "That guy is so rich"

Person 2: "Yeah, he has so much schmoolar"

schmoolar by MannersEFC November 30, 2018

Schmoozeball 

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

Schmoozeball by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010