Schmookie 

A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.

Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.

Schmookie by matt_losan June 19, 2007

Schmookie 

A smashed cookie

I’m going to like that schmookie off the floor.

Schmookie by monstercookiemoncher April 30, 2022

Schmookie 

The shipping of the characters Cookie Masterson and Josh “Schmitty” Schmitstenstein from the Jackbox Party Pack franchise.

Person A: What’s your favorite ship?
Person B: I like Schmookie. Have you seen that one scene from Volume 3?

Schmookie by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014