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schmoopie 

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1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
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schmoopie 

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A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
schmoopie by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

schmoopie 

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A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.
My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.
schmoopie by John October 12, 2003

Schmoopie 

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The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though
Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though
Schmoopie by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022

Schmoopie Papoopie 

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word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.
Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!
Schmoopie Papoopie by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010

Schmoopie Pants 

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An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.
Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.
Schmoopie Pants by rickulous April 6, 2011

sloppy schmoopie 

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a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle
i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
sloppy schmoopie by peebody March 17, 2008
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