to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her
parents for their
consent,
and bringing
dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the
male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at
age 20, disregard for bros before
hoes rule and other unpleasant things