Schmohog 

A fat ugly bird from the krazyhouse.

A prime example of a schmohog would be Annie bovril

Schmohog by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010

schmooglepopped 

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.

Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!

schmooglepopped by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018

Schmoogie 

Another slang word for a homie, or someone from ones home town who has grown up there and never left. Typified by hanging around on the streets, a bit rebellious, never really held down a job and has little aspiration to move away from their home town.

Dave will never leave, he is full blown schmoogie for sure.

Schmoogie by Ayerie April 24, 2021

shmohog

A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.

B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.

C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.

A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.

B: That shmohog just cut me off!

C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.

shmohog by Paul & Omar December 8, 2007

Schmoogly Schmoo 

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

Schmoogly Schmoo by beebsington April 26, 2010

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

Schmoogle by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

schmoogie buzzer 

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

schmoogie buzzer by Freddie Green February 22, 2017