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schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.
I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.
by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014
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schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
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schmoove

To move in such a way that is extremely smooth and impressive
OUUUUUU, did you see that? Look at him schmoove, bro!
by ComputerUnit April 5, 2021
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schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want
My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.
by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016
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schmogerty

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!
by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
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Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
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schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.
Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!
by bigtyrone May 10, 2009
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