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A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.

B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.

C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.

B: That shmohog just cut me off!

C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
by Paul & Omar November 12, 2007
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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