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A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.

B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.

C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.

B: That shmohog just cut me off!

C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
shmohog by Paul & Omar December 8, 2007
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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"
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To describe anything that is zamning.

Describing someone as a friend. Term of endearment.
Damn Turro, that Jacket is shmoog as hell.

Jos, what's going on my shmoog.
Shmoog by prodbyjos December 14, 2022
The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011
The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.
Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane
shmoogly by hanzo87 September 13, 2008
A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.
Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Schmohog 

A fat ugly bird from the krazyhouse.
A prime example of a schmohog would be Annie bovril
Schmohog by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010
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