Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

Schmoogle by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

schmoogle

to finagle your way into something.

I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.

schmoogle by malaylay March 15, 2009

schmoogle

A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.

Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.

schmoogle by buster bobtownn August 12, 2015

Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

Schmoogle by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

Schmoogle by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

Schmoogle by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

Schmoogle by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018