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Schmoog

The complete opposite of fuck, fucking, fucked or fucks
You unintelligent schmooging conservative lady!!!

schmooged, schmoogs
by bored people October 25, 2010
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schmoog

its a word that can mean ne thing you want
You are such a schmoog
by shannon adn jen-izzle August 28, 2004
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Schmoog Sesh

a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a sexual acts. This word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.

It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.
Babe, do you just want to SCHMOOG all morning instead of going to class?!

After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.
by Dat Kat January 26, 2011
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Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
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schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
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Schmoovin'

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.
Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'
by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020
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Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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