schmooghly
schmooghly by dikke_pattert April 26, 2023
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Schmooblydong
The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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schnoogly
After seeing a picture of a particaularly cute kitten and/or Brian Molko:
"ooohh...i've gone over all schnoogly"
"ooohh...i've gone over all schnoogly"
schnoogly by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004
Schmooblydong
The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013
Schmoogly Schmoo
A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Schmoogly Schmoo by beebsington April 26, 2010
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