Schmisty 

an adjective used to describe something that is synonymous with zesty, spicy, sus, or steamy.

“That handprint that Remi put on the steamy window was very schmisty.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”

Schmisty by jackietheschmistygoddess November 14, 2022

Fitty Schmidty 

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

Fitty Schmidty by clobamacare December 17, 2019

Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone

You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!

Bad Schmidty by Guitar lover January 12, 2021

Scheisty 

Adjective: Pronounced (Shy-Stee)

Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).

Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.

How you gon' just steal from ya man like that?
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!

You're straight scheisty, playa.

2)

That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.

Scheisty by The Poetic Linguist October 1, 2009

schmidty would have had it 

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.

Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.

schmidty would have had it by Ballantine September 5, 2007

Schisty 

To be shady or cheap.

Borrowing money from someone and not paying them back or taking forever to pay them back is schisty.

Schisty by Andrea May 13, 2005

Schmitty 

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006