Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle
Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants
by clobamacare February 25, 2020
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december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9
by clobamacare November 06, 2019
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vsco girl

a basic bitch that will do anything for the turtles and if they drop their hydroflask they have and i oop- spasms. obsesses over scrunchies. If you don't have an over sized tea-shirt then don't worry she always has an extra. puts her glossier on every 2 minutes. turns her entire room into a vsco hangout. if you don't have a messy bun in your hair then they consider you weird and stupid. if you don't have a hydroflask with a friendship bracelet on it with stickers on it too then your not a true vsco girl.
nd i oop and i oop- and i oop- sksksksksksksk
Everyone else: ugh stupid vsco girl
by clobamacare August 19, 2019
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obese

A.J Suesamichal
A.J is 100% obese. I mean you totally can't see his rib bones through his shirt
by clobamacare April 11, 2020
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Chan Man

Our Music teacher that hides dead bodies in her closet. She has 10 closets and each of them can hold 15 bodies. she never lets anyone look in the closets. She lives at school because she had pillows and blankets and occasionally you see a mattress.
dang Chan Man really do be a man tho
by clobamacare April 11, 2020
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Mr.Schmidt

Mr.Schmidt looks at everyone's booty holes and has a major over bite
by clobamacare February 25, 2020
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mrs. titsball

she thinks she a freaking saint. But she's the opposite. She keeps dead bodies in her closet of the art room. She really likes to dig holes and climb in and tak ea picture and post it on instagram.
ayyyyyy mrs. titsball biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhh oh sorry saint titsball
by clobamacare November 13, 2019
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