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Schminty

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.
This toothpaste is schminty
by Azure September 8, 2004
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Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth
Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh
by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018
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Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
by schmeggy September 4, 2020
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Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.
Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty
by clobamacare December 17, 2019
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Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone
You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!
by Guitar lover January 12, 2021
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schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine September 5, 2007
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Schmisty

an adjective used to describe something that is synonymous with zesty, spicy, sus, or steamy.
“That handprint that Remi put on the steamy window was very schmisty.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”
by jackietheschmistygoddess November 14, 2022
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