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Schminty 

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth
Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh
Schminty by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

Fitty Schmidty 

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.
Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty
Fitty Schmidty by clobamacare December 17, 2019

Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone
You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!
Bad Schmidty by Guitar lover January 12, 2021

schmidty would have had it 

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.

Schmisty 

an adjective used to describe something that is synonymous with zesty, spicy, sus, or steamy.
“That handprint that Remi put on the steamy window was very schmisty.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”
Schmisty by jackietheschmistygoddess November 14, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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