schmifty 

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area

I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty

schmifty by hippogriffy December 8, 2020

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

get schwifty 

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015

schfifty five 

The number that comes after:
Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)

I know, how to count, all the way the SCHFIFTY FIVE.

schfifty five by Juliya April 14, 2004

Schfifty-five 

-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

Schfifty-five by Scrojmachett January 19, 2004

Fitty Schmidty 

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

Fitty Schmidty by clobamacare December 17, 2019