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Borrowing money from someone and not paying them back or taking forever to pay them back is schisty.
Schisty by Andrea May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
To be inconsiderate or to take something without approval.
"Max, you are one schisty son of a b*tch!"
"You totally schisted my tattoo!"
Schisty by Gunslinger May 24, 2006
The poor kid's got schisty bollocks.
schisty by Chris Yapp December 14, 2008
Something that is flashy, cool, gnarly. Relates to anything cool. Slang for sick, dope, nasty, smooth etc.
Example #1:
Dude #1: Yo bro we where choppin mad waves out there!
Dude #2: Your Helicopter on that secound set was schisty!!

Example #2
Dude #1: Dude you were spittin game on that blonde chick tonight.

Dude #2: Ya i ended up bringin her back
Dude #1: That was Schisty!!
Schisty by BresslerRI November 1, 2009

schistosomial

A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.
Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.
schistosomial by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013
When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
Schitty by wavyg July 16, 2014
that couple you always see constantly in physical contact with each other. they always seem to be holding hands, playing with each other's hair, etc...

They are the couple constantly seen doing PDA.

The word is based off a type of parasite in which the male and female of the species are entwined around each other at all times.
Those two always seem to hang all over each other; they're so schisto.
schisto by medfreak October 18, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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