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Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.
"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."
Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021
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(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.
“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

Pyramid Scheme 

Not actually a scheme but an incredible way to make money fast by being involved in a Multi-Level Marketing Business!
You can even be your own boss!
We recruit you and you recruit other people to sell more!
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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!
Pyramid Scheme by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.
schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

Dj Scheme 

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.
Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!
Dj Scheme by sleepy b September 27, 2018

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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