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What is the ROI for buying this product?
by Judt April 06, 2006
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
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acronym for Return On Investment
- applied to sexual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman's favor. (Ex: . Usage Note: The person who receives the ROI does not have to be the person that put the time in. Ex: Jason spent months taking Laura out and spent lots of money, but his friend Mike got the ROI. Editor's Note: thanks are due to Jason Cox for creating this term
After 14 dates worth of dinners and drinks he still had not received his R.O.I.
by mdiaz April 28, 2005
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Return on Investment

You invest in a night out (drinks, transport, club entry, etc.)... the return is a pull
John: What was your ROI like last night?

Ben: I got with 3 girls and took one back to mine

John: Great ROI
by ChiefROI November 27, 2011
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SamJ: "Throwing someones plane ticket away would be funny"

Chazza and Jon: "Roi?"
by roy chaz July 10, 2008
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Roi is a lovely person he hates getting heart broken he likes hugs and kisses. He doesn’t lies and hate. He’s the BEST boyfriend ever. He’s a soft boy.
Roi is a good person.

Roi’s the best
by Lovecanbehurtful June 22, 2021
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a word used when something (anything) good happens
Person1: Yo, that was totally a Roi
Person2: Yeah, good thing it wasn't a Ior
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