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noun.

a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.
Can you go get the schmee out of my care.

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I'll see you at the Schmee.

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I need more Schmee.

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Who is this Schmee?
by manfriend July 03, 2004
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The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
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1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.
1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.
by Zachary Kamm December 17, 2007
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anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness
What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.
by RavenTheIgnorantSlut August 16, 2010
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A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.
You are a schmee.

Are you schmeed right now?

You are a schmeeboggs.

Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?
by Boggz October 11, 2007
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Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend
Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.

(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.
by Captain Fizz June 06, 2005
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girl uno: so does ricardo have a bbc or what
girl dos: naah he has a schmee hahaha
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by tommydied May 18, 2019
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