Schmekels

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels

There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself

by ellunitiko June 14, 2010

shekels

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

by womoma April 16, 2005

Schlegelson

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.

"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."

by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011

Shekelstein

Ethan Shekelstein, lord of the Jews

All must give the mighty Jew Shekelstein all the shekels.

by Fuckingniggerfaggotilovehitler May 22, 2017

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

Schmëerskåhøven

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

schmeerskahoven

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."

Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!

by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004