Schekels

A highly infectious diseas, that causes one to lack causes one to Damascus the math skills needed to succeed in life.

I had schekels last year, therefore I lack the skills when trying to learn some quality mathematics.

by Math enthusiasts May 5, 2015

shekels

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

by womoma April 16, 2005

Shekelstein

Ethan Shekelstein, lord of the Jews

All must give the mighty Jew Shekelstein all the shekels.

by Fuckingniggerfaggotilovehitler May 22, 2017

Schmekels

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels

There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself

by ellunitiko June 14, 2010

shekels

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: *squealing* ''he knows'' -anti-Semitic jokes- ''yiii one of us <3''

by Miles Evangelista May 27, 2019

shekels

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: *squealing* ''he knows'' anti-Semitic jokes ''yiii one of us <3''

by Miles Evangelista July 18, 2019

shekels

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: blah blah blah ''he knows'' anti-Semitic terms ''yee one of us''

by Miles Evangelista April 25, 2019