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yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person
oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?
by killbill bumble bee January 29, 2009
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A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels
There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself
by ellunitiko June 11, 2010
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