yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person
oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?
by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009
A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels
There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself
by ellunitiko June 12, 2010
A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.
I am so schmekeled right now!
by Mardock May 12, 2011
The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.
While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."
by theL1 November 3, 2009