jo maxi

irish rhyming slang for taxi- jo maxi was a show on tv in the early 90s.

fuck the bus, we'll get a jo maxi

by womoma April 18, 2005

gunner eye

one who is cock eyed or has funny looking eyes

hey gunner eye - what the fuck happened you

by womoma April 16, 2005

crapfork

crapfork (n) A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying. Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.

"Awww Jaysus Deco, you went all the way down to Cork to meet her parents and she ends up dumpin ya. Thats a crapfork."

by womoma April 15, 2005

kazbar

Area in Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria where tourists openly get pissed and snort coke.

what are we doin tonight? same thing we do every night- go down the kazbar and get fucked up

by womoma April 16, 2005

bad boy

anything cool which is unusually cool such as a big spliff or a massive cock.

Look at that bad boy Claire- go on..get it into ya.. oh yeah.. you fucking love it.

by womoma April 16, 2005

caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

by womoma April 16, 2005

ringsend uppercut

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals

He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.

by womoma April 18, 2005