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A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.
American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!
by Blondcurlface March 24, 2011
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An African American that does not know how to act in the snow. Examples include spinning tires when driving in the snow or failing to dress appropriately for the climactic conditions. African Americans suffering from Snow Hysteria are the perfect example of a Norwegian.
Damn son! Those Norwegians just slammed on the brakes and rear-ended the 5-0!
by Norwegian Ice King December 22, 2009
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Slang for negro. Regularly used to beat the censors on web boards where racially inflammatory language is not permitted, or in conversation with politically-correct types.
Them Norwegians thought they had an easy mark when they tried to rob the cripple in the wheelchair, but they didn't know he was armed. Good guy: 1. Norwegians: 0.
by WTMan May 28, 2009
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Generally the Homeland for the largest amount of retards possible.
"Hey do you know what's a Norwegian?"

"Yeah, I know a Norwegian and he is a cunt, he is named Bamse. He tends to represent all of Norway"
by Le Suspender December 23, 2013
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an adjective commonly used to replace the word lesbian as most Norwegian girls are lesbian/bisexual. It is believed that a genetic impulse in the brain causes female Norwegians to have sudden impulses to jump the girl right next to them.
Male: That girl is such a raging Norwegian, but she still likes boys as well.... i hope she likes me :)

Girl: The best kiss i ever had was from a Norwegian i met in Melbourne.
by StoogeKing November 03, 2009
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Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.
by Tungston December 12, 2009
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Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.
-Where do you come from?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*
by MoiKristine April 30, 2007
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