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Schapelled 

MrX: i just lost my job and my girlfriend is sleeping with my best friend.
dan: dude, you have been schapelled!!
Schapelled by lista_ads June 9, 2005
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Schapelled 

To do something ridiculously stupid and get caught
"Yeah Mr x tried to sneak into the concert, but he Schapelled it and got kicked out"
Schapelled by Manbearunicorn February 16, 2014

Schapelle 

An eyebrow plucked within an inch of its' life.
Schapelle by Ryan Sydney June 5, 2005

Schapelle Corby 

Australian girl who has become a national hero/villian after she was charged with drug-smuggling in Denpasar airport. Since her charge several months ago, she has dominated all forms of media in Australia, and been the catalyst for a number of really funny events, including:
1. Prison inmate in Victoria testifies in Bali court
2. Baggage handler at Sydney airport caught with camel head on tarmac
Schapelle Corby- Gold Coast girl in Bali jail awaiting trial
Schapelle Corby by Akka April 20, 2005

Schapelle Corby 

Any cunt got any Shapelle Corby? I wanna roll a doobie.

T Schelled 

The act of anally fucking your friends sister and then bragging about it.
Shut the fuck up, I T Schelled your sister last night.
T Schelled by Dingo05 January 8, 2022

Schapelle 

She is the best, best friend ever, never fails to make you laugh or smile, is a nic addict, hates school, short, so beautiful, crazy, loud, lives to sing, is just the best bitch in the whole wide world
Is that Schapelle?

It must be look how short she is
Schapelle by Jbod May 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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