A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh
Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.
Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."
Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.
Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."
(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?
(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?
Yo. Schmae?
(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?
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“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
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Get the schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant mug.This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"
*wackity schmackity doo!*
*wackity schmackity doo!*
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Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.
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