Schluking

Getting so drunk you fall asleep on toilet while peeing, pooping, and/or puking.

He got so drunk at the Macklemore concert he spent the whole night schluking.

by BGV92 October 24, 2019

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schlicking

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021