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schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.
Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me
Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Schling schlong 

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy 

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.
Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.
schlingy by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schlicking 

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010
A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong
Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(
schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021