Boy:
Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great
uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great
uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.