Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

Schlinger by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

Schlinger by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

Schlinger by cmoreride July 1, 2024

Schlinger Schlonger 

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

Schlinger Schlonger by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

der weiner schlinger 

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

der weiner schlinger by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Schlumpin Schlinger 

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

Schlumpin Schlinger by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006