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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.
Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.
schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

shlicking 

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"
shlicking by Nessabro December 31, 2013

skylicking 

to simulate oral sex from a distance
That chick was skylicking my cock from across the bar.
skylicking by rdesai711 March 15, 2009

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

slicking 

geez,that was a nice shower...

why? were you slicking?
slicking by ridgecrestian December 27, 2009
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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