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A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
by Schlonganator January 13, 2018
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a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey April 30, 2006
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When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.
Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!
by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019
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