schling 

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Schling 

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

Schling by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

schling 

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

schling by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

Schling 

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

Schling by Igwiloh July 15, 2016

Schling schlong 

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schling schlong 

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

schling schlong by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schling schlong 

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

Schling schlong by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019