schling

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 3, 2021

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

Schling

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 5, 2011

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

by Igwiloh March 22, 2016

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

by Schlonganator January 14, 2018

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey April 30, 2006

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 February 1, 2019