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A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

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Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

Schling by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

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schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

schling by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

Schling

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

Schling by Igwiloh July 15, 2016

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

schling schlong by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

Schling schlong by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026