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Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

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Schling

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

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a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

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Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

Schling by Igwiloh July 15, 2016

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A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

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a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

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When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

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