Schlombus

Schlombus is an insult equivalent to calling someone a knobhead.

Your such a fucking Schlombus.

by Schlombus man October 29, 2021

Sclimbus Joint

The joint found in between your ankle and heel

I broke my sclimbus joint in 2nd grade.

by pluey200 March 30, 2020

Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

schlouski

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.

Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!

by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

Schoolbus Scenario

When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.

The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.

You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.

Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."

Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"

Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."

by omgrebaomg April 22, 2009