Schlumbus

The new and improved sex toy!

I used my schlumbus last night

by Luminousexp May 30, 2023

Sclimbus Joint

The joint found in between your ankle and heel

I broke my sclimbus joint in 2nd grade.

by pluey200 March 30, 2020

Schaumburg High School

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

by Parisian King January 5, 2008

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Domonic Schnurbusch

The person who is gonna kick the shit out of who ever defined my 1st name. Watch your fucking back bitch!

Domonic Schnurbusch is gonna murder kill beat and or maim who ever defined his 1st name and is ectremly pissed-off

by PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011