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Schaumburg High School
A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018
Schlampus
a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.
Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009
Schaumburg Double
During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.
Schaumburg Double by Parisian King January 5, 2008
schlumberdoodle
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
Domonic Schnurbusch
The person who is gonna kick the shit out of who ever defined my 1st name. Watch your fucking back bitch!
Domonic Schnurbusch is gonna murder kill beat and or maim who ever defined his 1st name and is ectremly pissed-off
Domonic Schnurbusch by PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011