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Schkaboink 

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.
Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.
Schkaboink by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021
Words you can keep

Skaboinked 

When you get with The Bois and get absolutely fucking wasted.
Guy 1: Yo, ya wanna play some video games tonight?

Guy 2: Nah fam. I'm meeting up with The Bois and we finna get Skaboinked.

Guy 1: SHEEEEEESH. Aight have fun.
Skaboinked by TheRodykell August 16, 2021

schpadoinkle 

A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.
John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.
The act of two people fornicating in a wild spontaneous fashion
I met this girl at the club and shaboinked her 6 times that night.
Shaboink by Aldo Horsedink April 26, 2011

shaboinking 

Making love, screwing. The prefix "sha" added to "boinking."
"Hey, why don't women blink while shaboinking with men?" -- BLOOM COUNTY comic, July 24, 2016.
shaboinking by al-in-chgo July 24, 2016

schaboinker 

another term for a penis; also an insult to someone you hate
Man, Russel is such a schaboinker
schaboinker by BH October 9, 2003

shaboinka 

Fred, stop rubbing your shaboinka on me dammit
shaboinka by dd boadu March 5, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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