boinking

Screwing, fucking, having sex

Stop boinking my boyfriend

by Secret October 05, 2004

boinking

Visiting, hanging out with, take on a date. This word makes you sound much more awesome (typically if you didn't get any) after coming home from a date and you want to tell your friends.

(phone call)
Friend: Hey, what are you up to?
You: Being awesome -- I'm boinking Erica!

by Awesomemannumerouno April 26, 2011

boinking

You can't say you're boinking somebody unless u got a penis

Girl 1-I boinked this kid last night
Girl 2-You can't boink someone unless u got a penis dumbass.

by Ali Babba April 18, 2005

boinking

The male homosexual act of copulation(because sex implies a male and female).

Where are Stan and John? They've been gone for a while, I hope they aren't boinking again.

I was mad when I walked in and found my gay roommate taking a nap with another dude in his bed. Oh well, at least they weren't boinking.

by TJZ and JWZ December 03, 2006

boinked

the Roadtrip word for fucked

"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"

by guitar690 May 28, 2006

boink

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

boink

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

by bob smith June 03, 2004