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Shlaboinked 

To fuck two or more people who are worse than you at Fortnite
John: I heard Ollie just shlaboinked Remy and Anthony Jack: Yeah makes sense he's so much better than them at Fortnite
Shlaboinked by jeff123456789123458 December 23, 2023
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Shlaboinked 

When you fuck 2 or more people who are worse then you at Fortnite
John: I heard Ollie just shlaboinked Remy and Anthony Jack: Yeah makes sense he's so much better than them at Fortnite
Shlaboinked by jeff123456789123458 December 23, 2023

shlaboinked 

When you fuck somebody whos worse than you at Fortnite
John: I heard Ollie just shlaboinked Remy and Anthony Jack: Yeah makes sense he's so much better than them at Fortnite
shlaboinked by Rem+anthsuckatfort December 24, 2023

Skaboinked 

When you get with The Bois and get absolutely fucking wasted.
Guy 1: Yo, ya wanna play some video games tonight?

Guy 2: Nah fam. I'm meeting up with The Bois and we finna get Skaboinked.

Guy 1: SHEEEEEESH. Aight have fun.
Skaboinked by TheRodykell August 16, 2021

shaboinker 

slang for a man's penis; someone who is a complete dip shit
Jack, you are a big fuckin' shaboinker.
shaboinker by Big Dick BH June 2, 2005

Shaboinken 

This is a another slang term for the male penis. Pronounced Sha-boink-ken.
Aw! It got me right in the shaboinken.
Shaboinken by Derek Marshall January 20, 2006

shaboinkerisms 

acts of acting like a mans penis
Tyler was messing with this dude thats another one of his shaboinkerisms.
shaboinkerisms by Redneck, USA July 27, 2006
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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