schizopervia 

the ability to see 69 everywhere

Micheal has schizopervia. When he went to his myspace profile, the first thing he noticed was that he had 69 friends.

schizopervia by Anonymous..................damn it, how many people use "anonymous"? April 29, 2008

Schizophernia 

The wrong way to spell schizophrenia. You dyslexic dummy.

Person 1: Hey, Bob was diagnosed with Schizophernia recently
Person 2: Oh really? Then say it right, Schizophrenia, FRENia not FERNia, dummy.

Schizophernia by FlazeTheKitsune May 26, 2024

Schizopornia 

1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"

Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia

Schizopornia by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025