1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"
Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.