schizolove 

A medical term for a love form that is shared between two parties that is similar to "crazy in love"

bystander 1: That guy has got the schizolove for her
bystander 2: fo sho, they is totally PDA

bystander 1: sounds like she's got the schizolove for him to
bystander 2: tsk tsk, some people is just sick in the head
skater: Woah, im trippin'

schizolove by beagledog June 8, 2009

Schizolocution 

Talking out both sides of your mouth. Saying one thing to one person, but saying another to others. Flip-flopping.

Sarah Palin's schizolocution is so frustrating! Why can't she keep her stories straight? Is it a bus tour of America or is it a Campaign kick-off?

Schizolocution by RipleyinCT November 13, 2011

schizo love 

schizo love is example of a love of created by illusion or love caused by hallucination.A exaggerated feeling to one another

i can't escape to the schizo love

schizo love by orimaj November 22, 2022

schoolover 

Having a hangover on the day of school.

I was drinking all Sunday night, but on Monday I had a major schoolover. I just ditched school instead.

schoolover by time to shine September 20, 2010

Schizomope 

When an individual has multiple personalities and they are all lame and boring.

Wow, what a loser, I can't believe how weak Troy is, he just totally blew it with that hot chick because he is a "schizomope."

Schizomope by puber October 27, 2011

Schizoposer 

Someone who pretends to have a psychotic disorder and fakes symptoms like hearing voices in their head for attention or to get away with breaking the law by an insanity plea or something similar. It is usually very obvious to tell the difference between someone who has a real case of schizophrenia and someone trying to manipulate everyone around them. Sometimes the court will buy it, unlike the schizoposer's friends, acquaintances and enemies who are around him more often. If the idiot has a long history of previous charges or "mental health" problems including numerous medications that don't work because he's not really insane (usually to get away with being kicked out of every school, doing drugs, etc..), the court might drop the charges, give him free disability money and make him go to counseling, where he will sit at home doing nothing and continue to smoke weed, take niacin before a drug test to pass it, bragging about outfoxing the system, stepping on his friends' toes to make himself look better and continue to get people to feel sorry for him. The real schizophrenic will not have the mental capacity or awareness to be able to lie and manipulate people very well, but the schizoposer will do that and not be able to keep up with his lies. Once he has everything he needs to sit around and do nothing while collecting free money, "friends" and people won't matter..

until he gets arrested again and needs their help for a short period of time until he can claim insanity and disability and get away with it again. The cycle continues.

Donald Trump: All you do is sit around living at your dad's house at 27 years old, collecting disability money but wasting it on cigarettes, drugs and hookers you find on Craigslist. You'll never grow up, have a job or find a real girl.

Turner Lucas: Doing nothing and living on disability is fucking great! I can get drunk and wake up at noon any day of the week I want and never change out of my pajamas. I'm smart enough to play the stock market, I have $60,000 in stocks after I just took out $10,000 but this person owes me 2 packs of cigs, another owes me $20 gas money, and a few others I will keep hounding but I'll never pay anyone back myself. Due to the coronavirus, I don't have to report to my probation officer so I can now smoke weed and not get drug tested. Even though that causes psychosis, I have no reason to be worried. It sucks, I have to live like this because I'm schizo. *chuckles*

Donald Trump: You've been lying to everyone that you were in a gang ever since middle school and now since your dad still won't kick your millennial ass out of his nice house, he enables you to be a pajama gangster. Pathological people never mature or change no matter how old they get. First it was the fake gangs, now it's the fake mental illness. Congrats, you've graduated from being a poser to a SCHIZOPOSER!

Schizoposer by Schizoposer September 26, 2020

schizoloco 

Exceptional imagination.

I never thought of that, it's like so schizoloco.

schizoloco by Schizoloco April 20, 2024