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The vision of undecidability-pathways (rhizomes) compressed into a two-dimensional plane over which intention can hover.
A schizome offers the idea that undecidability - while uncountable - is two-dimensional.

The internet browser and the hypertext link are examples of schizomes.

The schizome connects the rhizome to the hyper-plane.
schizome by sandraxine July 18, 2020
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schizomanagement

An ineffective form of management involving steep and sudden changes in direction with seemingly no pattern. People who adopt this form of management often create contradictory directives.
Julie: It's 4pm, I'm off. See you tomorrow.
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?
schizomanagement by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

schizopervia 

Micheal has schizopervia. When he went to his myspace profile, the first thing he noticed was that he had 69 friends.

SCHIZOPEÑAS

EFFECT OF PARKOURING IN THE LOBBY THATS WHY NA INJURE NA LAPO
Si Joel nagkaugwa schizopeñas kakamodules
SCHIZOPEÑAS by mamamojobart September 29, 2021

schizomaxxing 

The act of gaslighting a schizo or making the person feel crazy or like a schizophrenic using deep hitting gaslighting tactics
My friend was literally schizomaxxing me into thinking the sun is fake
schizomaxxing by torain December 24, 2021

schizolebrity 

A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.
Examples of a schizolebrity:

"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'

Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'

"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!
schizolebrity by JusLar February 19, 2011

schizowebphrenic 

Someone who suffers from WMPD (Web Multiple Personality Disorder) and has different personalities portrayed depending where on the web they're interacting with others. First appearance of the word was on Stalking Venus.
Someone who is schizowebphrenic would portray themselves one way (maybe their real personality) on their blog, while on a virtual reality platform, like Second Life, they may portray a completely different person (or even gender).
schizowebphrenic by DeemsB December 19, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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