A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.
Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!
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After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
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A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"
Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"
Ryan:"Yeah!"
Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"
Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"
Ryan:"Yeah!"
Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"
Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
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Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!
Jenna: Nice!
Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!
Jenna: Nice!
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